6. You come in to the club late and
the waitress plus three dancers
tell you that your favorite
dancer has already gone home, before
you even mention her name.
7. You show up and the bouncer kicks a guy
out of
"your favorite seat" just for you.
8. You can go to the club, with no money, and
still get
as many dances as you normally do.
9. The waitress knows your drink and brings
it to you before
you even sit down and ask.
10. You win a $20 bet with a buddy that you
know whose on stage
before going in the club, based solely on
the music that is playing.
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A visit to a strip club has always
been a mandatory rite of passage for every
young man. It signals that moment in life
when a boy graduates from glossy
magazines and internet porn, to the real thing
- excluding silicone. Like any
other place, strip clubs have a code of conduct,
some is written, some not.
FACTS:
Strip clubs are NOT whore houses.
All strip clubs have a few dancers who are
nasty.
Many dancers are not drug addicts or alcoholics.
Some are.
Most dancers will NOT go home with you or
take money for sex. Some will.
ALL businesses have employees that behave
the same way, only its not so
obvious or public (poor Bill got caught in
the act)!
Some Strip Clubs are classy. Some are sleezy.
Tip The Bouncer?
Your choice. If your planning on behaving
badly $'s
might ease the consequences - but probably
NOT!
Dress Appropriately And Smell Nice!
While most gentlemen's clubs don't have dress
codes, dress casually but nice.
If you look and smell nasty, don't expect
the dancers to be all over you.
Don't over dress. Don't douse yourself in
excessive aftershave. Don't reek
of alcohol or weed. Dancers talk to each other
and word gets out fast which
customers to avoid and why.
Befriend The Club DJ
DJs know each dancer better then anyone else
in the club.
Feel free to buy the guy a drink, request
a song or too, ask him about
the dancer you like the best and tip him a
few dollars in appreciation.
Ask About Prices
Don't be afraid to ask about the cost of lap
and table dances.
Some dancers will deliberatly rip you off
if you don't know the cost upfront.
Speak Up!
No one is a mind reader.
If you want a particular dancer to come to
your table or dance for you,
simply ASK her. Ask her exactly what type
of services she offers and tell
her what you expect. If it doesn't work out,
fine, but at least you'll know.
Don't be afraid to turn down a dancer who
offers you a dance if you don't
feel like it. However, be honest! Don't say
"Maybe later" if you have
NO intention.
Treat The Dancers With Respect
The 'good' girls:
Many dancers are just that...dancers. They
are NOT prostitutes.
Most dancers have boyfriends, some have husbands
and many have children.
Many dancers are working their way through
college or making extra income.
Truth:
Most dancers will lie and say they are single
and exchange phone numbers
with you. IF they call... its because they
want more of your money. Most
won't call and trash your number as soon as
you leave. No offense intended.
The 'nasty' girls:
Some dancers are freeloaders and will ditch
you after they've taken your cash.
If you are taken advantage off, hey, it was
your choice for choosing a 'nasty' girl.
Many dancers are more intelligent than wives
and girlfriends!
Many dancers know exactly who you are without
you verbally revealing your
life. They read your dress, attitude and body
language as soon as you enter the
room. The dancers are there to entertain you
and not to fulfill your personal
agendas or heal your broken or angry hearts.
So enter the club with mind to
having a good time, be respectful and NEVER
EVER THINK for one minute,
that you are 'better' than the dancers are.
They have skills and are earning
a living, just as you do.
Don't Touch The Ladies
Touching the ladies is strictly forbidden.
She can touch you if she wants,
but you can't touch her. Yes, some dancers
are nasty and risk being fired
or arrested, and cross the line for your money,
but mosty refuse. If you
want to behave like a sleeze, hook up with
someone just like yourself
and pay the price!
Tip The Dancers
In most clubs, dancers receive no salaries
and also have to pay the DJ to go
up on stage. They also have to pay a percentage
to the house on every private
dance they do. Dancers make their money with
table or lap dances plus your
stage money dollars.
Many dancers strip to pay for college, setting
aside their dignity to please you.
Extra dollars add up and make a huge difference.
Sitting and NOT tipping a
dancer on stage getting naked in front of
you, a total stranger, is CHEAP
and MEAN. Would YOU get naked and dance for
nothing in public?
